You don't want a random stranger in your house. You want a competent house manager who also provides your pets with leadership, protection, and unconditional love. We place a vetted, high-integrity professional seamlessly into your kingdom to run its operations—not app workers or college students who don't give a sh*t about your stuff, privacy, pets or systems.
Begin Your Application"They don't just watch my pets.
They become family."
The standard solutions weren't built for kingdoms like yours—or for pets who deserve more than "adequate" care. You've created the best, and now your pets get to bask in that glory. Why would you settle for less? You don't want peasants roaming around in your house or low-grade psychopaths watching your furry family members. You want security, trust, competence.
Your home contains irreplaceable art, sensitive documents, jewelry, memories. A background check from a gig app doesn't account for literally any of this. You're just allowing a tasteless mouthbreather full access over your own domain. It literally makes zero sense for you. But the issue is you haven't been able to find anyone better.
Your pet isn't a "job"—they're family, and their taste is luxury. They have routines, anxieties, dietary needs, and a specific way they like to be loved & cared for. You worked your a*s off to give them the best, but are stuck with sitter options who don't have the time, competence, organizational skills, or emotional capacity to learn to do anything correctly. The operational drag of the incompetent just adds additional anxieties to your life. *gag*
Your smart home, security systems, and estate require someone with the intellectual capacity to understand proper protocol & follow basic directions. The wrong person doesn't just risk your belongings—they risk your peace of mind while you're away. They are a liability in every sense of the word.
You shouldn't spend your business trip or vacation worrying. But without real updates—photos that show genuine happiness, not just "fed and watered"—the anxiety never fully leaves.
Your home runs like a business—housekeepers, landscapers, deliveries, maintenance. When you leave, who keeps the machine running? App sitters can barely manage themselves, let alone coordinate your staff and vendors. Dudes out here be barely able to wipe their own asses. And you're going to give them access to YOUR stuff? No thank you.
Why fret with random people watching over your house & pets? Why not partner with a trusted house advisor who can hold it down when you're away?
Background checks are just the beginning. Obviously we want good people who don't have a criminal history. But that should be blatantly obvious. We also evaluate character, discretion, and the ability to integrate seamlessly with existing household staff. Deep discernment is the unscalable value here.
Think of these like your personal life SOPs. What are the metrics that NEED to be hit when you're away, non-negotiably? Daily photo and video reports show you not only genuine connection—but detailed status assessments & tracking of where your house/pets are at in their wellbeing, not generic "all good" texts.
Your sitter doesn't juggle five clients. They sleep in your guest suite, present 24/7, there if your pet needs comfort at 3 AM.
Someone competent enough to manage all the moving parts—staff coordination, vendor schedules, deliveries, maintenance. Your household keeps running seamlessly because someone capable is at the helm.
We understand that you're not just hiring a pet sitter. You're entrusting someone with your sanctuary—your art, your privacy, your most vulnerable family members.
While you're enjoying the Four Seasons, your pet gets the Four Seasons treatment at home.
Tell us about your home and your pets. I personally review every application and will reach out within 48 hours.